Premier Inn Glasgow (Hamilton) hotel in South Lanarkshire

HAW! Ya dinnae haw me I'm a wee boar barg SORRY HEN, YOU CAN GET A WEE PEROH KNEE Hof? KNAW A DINNAE WAHN A HOFF! PIE N'T PLEASE LAHRSEE yae next doower on a deal THE WORLD IS 2 TWAIRNTY wit ya wairnt fae ya dinnah CHACKEN THEIR CHARPS WITH THE RABS PLEASE HAIRN I can't do that anymore, Sall oot NOW ?!?! Nor no, I'm just Pallin or Lairg WELL A TOOLT WITH A WAIRN Any soss with thairt ? CHUP, THAT'S GOOD And ya wanna stay on a date? CHAWKALAT BROOK KNEE HEN Aye, with tha eyes crim or with tha food kalat sauce? JUST THAT WE BROO KNEE, ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE BLUE LIGHT DISCOONT HAIRN? Nah but I gave ya tairn percairnt arf far yae cheek SOUND SOUND PS, YA ARFTY 8S AH LOVE SHYITE, THA RINCE DOIGTS TAIRST LIKE WET TISH SHEES

Despite the fire alarm going off during the night twice, it was an alright stay! Quite a newer premier inn so you don’t have to worry to much about the standard being too “old fashioned”

Favourite for family Sunday Roast Unfortunately when we arrived for our 5.30pm dinner was advised the RoastBeef was finished but there was some chicken or lamb available Disappointed we ordered from the menu Meal was nice but not outstanding. As always staff were professional and attentive.

Food is so bad, very disappointing.

Great staff. Very friendly and helpful. Rooms of a good quality. No issues. You'll need to pay for parking and it can't be done through the hotel.

Great service. Staff have been trained to a very good level. Polite and go out if there way to help. Have healthy options including a gluten free menu.

The room was nice and clean and the restaurant was very good. Would love to stay here again.